Wednesday, November 5, 2008

The Almond Joy that looked like A Rock

Date:11/5/08
Time:10:47pm
Place:My Kitchen 

As family members and friends casually walk into my kitchen then find something that attracts them.  This Almond always seems to draw their attention.  I never knew why until I realized myself.  Its a bag that looks like Almonds are stacked to the top.  In fact, they are stacked to the top, but they are not Almond Joys.  They are rocks, almost like paper weights but not that heavy.  My friends, and myself included tried to eat one.  It was incrediably funny, but very dangerous.  If you threw it in your mouth you could have broke a tooth, or even chocked on it.  We had to take it off the table within 2 days because this was happening to too many people.  It was a great joke that wasn't intended to be a joke.  Oh well, we have learned our lesson.  I now look at this bag in discise and remember all of the hilarious moments that have occured.  You cannot take all things as they look, especially.  You shouldn't put anything in your mouth that you don't know where it came from.  Its the funny moments that catch our eye, and this one especially caught mine because it wasn't intended to be funny.  This fake bag of Almond Joys now sits on our dining room table, waiting for its next prey, for them to take a bit at it.  It keeps moving around the house because its a nice decoration and we don't want to get rid of it.  Its also like a merry go round, you'll never know where it ends up.  Don't forget, inspect what you eat, especially if they look like white rocks!

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